Sweat baby, sweat baby, sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff

    that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants    ╔═══════════════╗

    and I'll bet you'll feel nuts  ║ The Bad Touch ║

Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert    ║  Bloodhound   ║

    and you're getting two thumbs up     Gang      ║

You've had enough of two-hand touch, ══════════════╝

    you want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered,

    like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex,

    just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early, just like

    Daylight Savings Time, do it now

                                         [Hook] (x2)

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals so let's

Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel,

    (do it again now/

     (getting horny now))   [Riff] (x2) [Intro] (x2)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,

    only God knows where we stuck it         [Intro]

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific,               (x2)

    I wanna be down in your South Seas   Bbm C# G# F#

But I got this notion that the motion

    of your ocean means Small Craft Advisory  [Hook]

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide,       (x2)

    A-5, you sunk my battleship               [Riff]

Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee            (x2)

    with an automatic drip                    [Hook]

So show me yours, I'll show you mine,           (x4)

    Tool Time, you'll Lovett just like Lyle  (do it

And then we'll do it doggy style so we        now/…)

    can both watch X-Files, do it now    [Riff] (x6)